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Christmas came early for law enforcement Wednesday morning after the Grinch himself was apprehended at Geneva County Elementary School, according to the Hartford Police Department.
Officers responded to the school around 8 a.m. following multiple reports of suspicious green behavior, unexplained grumpiness, and a dangerous drop in Christmas spirit levels.
Upon arrival, officers say they observed the suspect actively attempting to interfere with holiday cheer, disrupt morning routines, and commit what investigators are calling crimes against Christmas.
Police say the Grinch was charged with:
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Attempted Theft of Christmas
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Interference with Yuletide Operations
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Possession of a Heart Three Sizes Too Small
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Disorderly Conduct
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Conspiracy to Ruin Holiday Cheer
Authorities report the suspect was taken into custody without incident, though several officers noted intense side-eye, loud grumbling, and a general hatred of jingling bells.
After further investigation — and a sudden, unexplained growth of the suspect’s heart — the Grinch was released back to Whoville. Officials say he agreed to cooperate fully, return all stolen cheer, and participate in spreading holiday joy.
The Hartford Police Department reminds residents to remain vigilant this holiday season and encourages anyone who notices suspicious activity, missing presents, or unexplained grinch-like behavior to contact local authorities immediately.
🎅 Christmas Spirit: Restored. Case Closed.
